Google vs Apple vs Microsoft

Since this seems to be the "war" the tech world wants to talk about, this quote sums up each company (and their shortfalls) pretty well. Taken from a comment to a Gizmodo article of similar name: Link

"If Microsoft had the bomb, they’d stuff it with so many useless features that it could never fit through the bomb bay doors.

If Apple had the bomb, they’d make it so friendly and easy to use that they’d have to remove the warhead to fit in all the neat stuff.

If Google had the bomb, they’d realize that killing the people below would diminish the advertising audience, so they’d launch a blimp with “Bang” on one side and targeted ads on the other."

(Above quote was edited for spelling)